Further studies in fluid dynamics.
It is amazing to me how nature’s most agile and biologically perfect hunters are also the laziest pieces of shit in the animal kingdom
use your legs
The Best of Dan and Serena: Season 1
brb drowning myself in the toilet
I once had a customer ask me how many pieces come in a six piece mozzarella stick. Then another ask me what kind of cheese comes in the mozzarella sticks.
"Can I have a jaegerbomb please?"
"Of course, sir. We are doing a special offers of two jaegerbombs for a fiver though, if you’re interested."
"How much will that cost?"
All the ships I ship: Hyde and Jackie (That 70’s Show)
"I mean, if this relationship wasn’t just a little bit creepy and unnatural, I wouldn’t be in it."